Two bits of information that were very important that I spread to the world when I woke up from a dream of watching the turbulent ocean at dusk just now:
1. The correct spelling of the word churl and its near cousin, cheauxrl.
2. Although this has no bearing on the righteousness or evilness of hairy people, naturally hairless people will all end up in heaven because hairlessness is an indication of innate perfection. The destination of the hirsute is up in the air.