Paris Hilton Lectures on Dickens and Dostoyevsky : what sick and twisted mind came up with that? Was it some sort of childish play on words that went horribly wrong?
Britney Spears: Picking her nose! : I can see a four-year-old kid thinking that must be the funniest joke on the planet.
Christmas Replica Watches: the perfect timepiece for... August. And what aspect of Christmas is replicated by these watches? Is the wristband chilly? Does it smell like pie? Is there a little bow on top?
Angelina's Newborn Twins Marry Each Other: riiiiiiiiiiight.