Things that are great:
My family, even though they criticize me
Sour Patch Kids, even though they give me cavities
My job, even though it's driving me to an early grave or an asylum
My neat body that can do things like bake bread and ride bikes all over creation, even though I could kill my elbow right now (if it doesn't kill me first)
Things that kind of suck:
The timing of life in general-- why is it that you can never have leisure, youth, and money all at the same time?
Our dumb internet connection at home-- we are paying you people money so that we can connect to the internet, so why is it that we have issues with people unintentionally kicking each other off the wireless connection every single day?
Food-- why must it be at the same time so delicious and so fattening?
My skin-- how is it that some parts of me (forehead, armpits) can have so much moisture, when other parts of me (elbows, knees, heels) are drier than the Sahara?
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